Quintessential Kenyon: Student Life, Uncut

Things to do Instead of Cleaning Your Dorm Room:

Kisky Holwerda
November 14, 2013

Let's be honest, sometimes it's just easier to sit and watch the mold grow on that week-old soup than it is to break out the dish soap:

1.  Netflix binge watch "Scandal"

2.  Foot-dance on your couch to Artpop

3.  Buzzfeed forever and ever amen

4.  Netflix binge watch "Damages"

5.  Try to steal your neighbors' cardboard cutout of Snoop Lion/Dogg/Zilla

6.  Get into a wrestling match over said Snoop

7.  Watch all of Snoop's interviews on Youtube to mourn your loss

8.  Ponder washing one of your mugs because you are thirsty

9.  Decide water is for foolz

10.  Write a blog post

If you squint, it looks like Snoop is actually in my room.  RIP Snoop cutout, it was fun while it lasted.

If you don't hear from me in two weeks it's because all my dirty clothes and dishes impeded me from leaving my room for food and water.