I Could Tell You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You: My Top-Secret Summer Internship
I work with a Nia, a Leah, and a Bria. My name is Mia. It feels like some sick joke, but it's real. I should just go by the label that's on my desk...
I work with a Nia, a Leah, and a Bria. My name is Mia. It feels like some sick joke, but it's real. I should just go by the label that's on my desk...
If you couldn’t tell already, moving into a dorm room is one of my favorite parts of college. Throughout high school, I was constantly rearranging my room, and going through giant purges of my things. It was cathartic, like getting your teeth cleaned or getting a new haircut--a reason to start over. Now, I get to do that every year, learning from mistakes and ultimately making each room better than the last. The only fly in the ointment takes its shape in the form of housing regulations. No candles, no nails, no space heaters--nothing that could ruin the paint or set something on fire. After two years, however, I’ve found ways to make up for the things I can’t do. To prove it, I made a video of me setting up a makeshift dorm room in my basement using most of the decorations I had in my room this past year. After setting it up, I take it down. There’s no marks, holes, or blemishes in the paint. It all disappears faster than you can say “$100 room repair charge.”
Everyone needs sleep, and not everyone gets it. So a nap is a perfect supplement to those late Kenyon nights.... there are a few styles of nap and a few places to go. (Not all spots are included, I need a place to nap too).
Bookstore Shopping 101: This is an introductory course to navigating the wild world of the Kenyon Bookstore. We will cover a few basics and give you a taste of what to do in the event that you forget an important birthday or special day. No fear, the bookstore's here! No tests, no papers, just the sweet satisfaction of knowing you made someone's day all the more special.
I know, I know, this post screams "First World Problems." But just hear me out. Also, there are a lot of funny pictures if you google "no Facebook."